When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.