her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.