DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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