my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Green mimosas i think yes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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