Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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