Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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