My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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