Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
