I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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