when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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