Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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