you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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