I wish I only lived at night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
do nipples grow back?
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