i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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