do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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