Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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