i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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