So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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