i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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