doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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