She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
