I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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