im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I want her autograph on my taint
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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