I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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