You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think I died a long time ago.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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