Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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