This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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