I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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