i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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