i just wanna soil my oats bro
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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