how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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