i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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