help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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