her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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