Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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