Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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