i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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