question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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