I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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