i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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