Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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