She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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