My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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