i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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