I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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