Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she looked like the before picture.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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