Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
