please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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