all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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