You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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