so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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